Two men arrive at the Pearly Gates at about the same time, both wanting to […]
A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. […]
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this […]
Three old men were sitting around and talking. The 80 year-old said, “The best thing […]
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find […]
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally […]
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie’s lamp. She […]
A woman entered the pharmacy, approached the pharmacist, made direct eye contact, and began to […]
Three men were playing golf. The course was a wicked dogleg with a large water […]
A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is […]