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Two men arrive at the Pearly Gates at about the same time, both wanting to know if they will be admitted to heaven. St. Peter asks...
A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, ‘I...
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this the wife wants him to quit, so she gets 2 shot...
Three old men were sitting around and talking. The 80 year-old said, “The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to...
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As...
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to...
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it. Lo-and-behold a genie appeared. The...
A woman entered the pharmacy, approached the pharmacist, made direct eye contact, and began to speak. “I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked,...
Three men were playing golf. The course was a wicked dogleg with a large water hazard. The first man stepped up to the tee and hit...
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