Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy, business taste it. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m...
A customer walks into a coffee shop. She asks the barista, “How much for a cup of coffee?” The barista points to the menu and says,...
Three young women were hired by an insurance company on the same day. A year later the boss said each of them was due for a...
Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, “Ya know, when I was thirty and got an self enjoyment, I couldn’t...
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. ‘We need a fourth for poker,’...
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden she...
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think...
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and,...
Two men were hunting deer when a large bear rears up and begins to charge them. The one man puts his running shoes on and begins...
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The...