A recently married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with. After the question, the woman doesn’t...
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How...
A Ballerina goes to the doctor, “Doc I am having terrible trouble with the most awful wind. Every time I pirouette I fart,” she cries. “Hmmm,”...
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with...
One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, “well… when...
A woman was having an affair. One rainy day she was in bed with her Lover when she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway....
A new doctor came into town and set up shop 4 months ago. I’m a doctor too, so I was worried about losing any of my...
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good...
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and...
A little old man told his wife, “I have to go to my doctor’s appointment now. I’ll see you later.” After he left, his wife sat...