The teacher asked the students to identify an animal whose name starts with the letter “K”. Carl raised his hand and answered, “Kangaroo!” “Very well”, the...
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. “All right children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I...
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom...
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.” So, the...
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink...
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. “I did a terrible thing,” sniffed the...
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They...
70-year-old George went for his annual physical. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night....
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt. The doctor looked concerned and said, “Show me where.”...
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.” “Well,...