A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little while later, a couple...
A woman was out driving when she stalled at a red light. Hard though she tried, she was unable to restart the engine and soon a...
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call center in India. “Is that the High...
A man walked into a bar and ordered a twelve-year-old scotch. Believing that the customer would not be able to tell the difference, the bartender poured...
A man runs to the doctor and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The doctor asks, “How long has...
One day a woman was working at a bank when an armed and masked robber bursts in demanding money. The woman has no money and says:...
A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she...
Hello, 911. I have an emergency. My girlfriend is about to kill me. Is she there with you right now? No, she is probably on her...
A busty blonde woman walks into a New York bank and goes straight up to the counter. “Hello,” the man behind the counter says to the...
A young pot head starts to smoke. His neighbors, an older christian couple, get sick of the smell seeping through the walls and call the cops....