A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the lawyer’s rates. “$50.00 for three questions”, replied the lawyer. “Isn’t that awfully steep?” asked the...
A professor at the University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks them, “How many folk here...
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car’s radio telling them to disperse...
A teacher asks her class if anyone could use the word ‘indefinitely’ in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand at the back of the class....
Three guys are in a doctor`s office. One is a drunk, another`s a smoker and the third`s a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them...
A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden! Immediately, one...
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. “What’s wrong?” asked his mother. “Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?” he...
Three guys are arrested in an adult book store and appear before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand: “What is your name?” he...
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he pick up a CD player to place...
A husband and wife decided they needed to use code to indicate that they wanted to have lovemaking without letting their children in on it. They...