One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you’d like...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven. “Sorry, old man,” Peter said, “But I can’t let you in. You see...
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What...
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve...
A man went fishing one day. He looked over the side of his boat and saw a snake with a frog in its mouth. Feeling sorry...
A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine’s Day night and sees a beautiful young woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour...
Two bikers were talking at a bar. “How’s married life?” asks the first. “It’s fine,” says the second. “How’s the make love?” asks the first. “Fine,”...
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life, and it’s clear that they’re trying to one-up each other....