A man is traveling through the jungle for days. Growing tired, he passes by a house and decides to ask if they could put him up...
This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, “I’m a walking economy.” The friend replies “How so?” “My hair line is in...
A wife woke up from her night’s sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband. “I dream they were auctioning off tools in this place,...
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help...
A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring...
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two call girls and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is...
A doctor goes to his office one Monday and is shocked to find that it has been ransacked and the files have all been mixed up....
A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass...
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you’d like...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven. “Sorry, old man,” Peter said, “But I can’t let you in. You see...