Connect with us
The tourist in London climbed into a cab and noticed by the license that his cab driver’s name was Winston Churchill. Trying to make conversation, he...
Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, “My hands shake so bad, that when I shaved his...
Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. “My grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” “Liquor and women.” “Well,...
Two strangers were seated next to each other on a long flight when the first guy turned to the second and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard...
A man takes his visiting country cousin to dinner at a posh restaurant. They walk in, are ushered to a table by a formally dressed maitre...
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. “These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained....
An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls...
A man went into a bank and almost on hands and knees, begged for a loan. He needed the money desperately to feed his family. The...
A shy man was feeling a little lucky and decided to ask the subdued provocative librarian about seduction as he tended to be oblique in his...
At school one morning, the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast. Little Johnny said, “Well, on my way to school I come cross...