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Two nuns are doing their grocery shopping. As they pass the cooler full of beer, one nun says longingly to the other one, “A cold beer...
Mr. Brown was working in his garden when on the other side of the fence, he heard his neighbor crying. Mr. Brown popped his head over...
A man saw a lady with big melons. He asked, “Excuse me, can I bite your melons for $1000?” She agrees, so they go to a...
Employee: “I bet you $6,000 i can piss in your cup 30 meters away.” Boss: “OK I would like to see you try.” Employee: As he...
The teacher was teaching in animal lesson. Teacher: What does a pig do? Student: it rolls around in mud. Teacher: Good! What does a cow do?...
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow, you must have had one hell...
A man hires a call girl and they go back to his house. The man says I have never had a 69 before. The call girl...
A hippie in a bus sees a very beautiful lady and he goes to the lady and asks, “can I do my way with you?” The...
A man was driving his wife home after a night out, when they were stopped by the police. “Sir, did you know you were speeding?” asked...
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you...