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A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks “how much for a beer?” The bartender replies “$1”. The...
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what...
A young Spanish teacher, fresh out of college, is hired at a public school. On her first day, the principal decides to observe, and sits down...
Two men, from a small town in Ireland, were looking at a mail order catalog and admiring the pictures of the models… Patrick said to Shane,...
A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland...
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard....
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. “Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do...
While riding my Harley the other day, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed...
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they’ll be admitted to Heaven...
An elderly couple in their 80’s were going to Florida. At the border, the customs officer asks where they were going. The wife says “what did...