An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defence lawyer asked Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes,” said Sam,...
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived...
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defence attorney who asked, “Did anyone...
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83...
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with...
Interviewers ask routine questions to candidates…. Some weird answers…. Q – Tell us about yourself ? A – Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and...
A tired minister was at home resting, and through the window he saw a woman approaching his door. She was one of those too-talkative people, and...
A group of people were touring a university campus and they noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards...
A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks “how much for a beer?” The bartender replies “$1”. The...
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what...