A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she says....
A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby...
Husband gets home and tells his wife “quick, get me a beer before it starts.” She gets the beer. He chugs it and says “quick, get...
One day, Little Johnny’s grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he...
A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son...
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies...
He tip-toed up the stairs to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen, but tripped & fell on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket made...
Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years. An angel appeared before the statues and said, “Since the two...
Unlike English, Spanish and many other languages have masculine and feminine nouns, which determine whether you say “el” for masculine or “la” for feminine. So the...
Nasreddin Hodja was boasting about the power of his faith. “If your faith is so strong, then pray for that mountain to come to you,” said...