A group of people were touring a university campus and they noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards...
A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks “how much for a beer?” The bartender replies “$1”. The...
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what...
A young Spanish teacher, fresh out of college, is hired at a public school. On her first day, the principal decides to observe, and sits down...
Two men, from a small town in Ireland, were looking at a mail order catalog and admiring the pictures of the models… Patrick said to Shane,...
A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland...
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard....
An elderly couple in their 80’s were going to Florida. At the border, the customs officer asks where they were going. The wife says “what did...
One day, Little Johnny’s grandmother sent him to the water h*le to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he...
A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son...