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A blind man went to a restaurant. “Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it...
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife undressed on the bed,...
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall that says, “$500 if we fail to fill your order.” When his...
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk So the bartender says to another man...
A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his weapon. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why...
A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table....
A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date. Finally, he arrived after midnight. “Were you worried, father?” “Yes, I...
Three newlywed men were discussing their wives. The first guy married an Iowa gal; he says, I told my wife she had to all the cooking....
An insurance company asked for more information regarding a work-related accident claim This was the response: “I put ‘poor planning’ as the cause of my accident...
Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you...