A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said...
Two unemployed guys are talking. One says: “I’m going to become a lion-tamer.” The other replies, “That’s crazy, you don’t know nothing about no lion taming.”...
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the...
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years. Suddenly a funeral procession came down the road. The one...
Three old ladies are sitting around a table playing bridge and bragging about their sons. “My Freddie,” said Margaret, “Everyone should be so lucky to have...
A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls...
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar...
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered...
A letter an 83-year-old lady wrote to her grandson. My dear grandson, Some days ago, I experienced something wonderful, which I want to share with you....
A old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the...