So, today I went over to the local Gun shop to get a Colt 9mm handgun for home/personal protection. When I was ready to pay for...
One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, “well… when...
A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet...
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says “I will give you what you...
A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money. He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked,...
A blind man went to a restaurant. “Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it...
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife n****ked on the bed,...
On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice...
He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles. The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter,...
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall that says, “$500 if we fail to fill your order.” When his...