Frank went to the gym As he wants to loose weight to get a girlfriend. The receptionist gave him some promotion pack options of “loose 1kg...
Two old farmers are talking. “I’ve got this one bull with no stamina whatsoever. I can’t get him to mate for nothing,” one farmer lamented. “I...
This woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One...
Three women were sitting in a bar, burnette, redhead, and a blonde they were all pregnant. The burnette says, “I know what I’m going to have.”...
Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage. One of the men says, “I have it the...
A woman was having an affair. One rainy day she was in bed with her Lover when she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway....
Two couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the...
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said don’t look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said “What’s that?”. Timmy’s dad said...
A doctor drives by a small town. He stops at a gas station and notices there is no one there. A little kid passes by and...
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. However, this does little to help, as now she...