Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone’s yard. The driver says, “That is great. My wife and...
A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing when a young man walks by and asks him what’s wrong. Through his tears, the old...
A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business. When the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby...
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why...
Grandpa Joe was being taken by his grandchildren to his new nursing home. They took him in on his wheelchair. A young nurse met them. “Welcome...
Herm is 85 years old and retired. He gets a checkup with his physician. A week or so after ward the doc sees Herm strolling the...
A professor sits with a farmer in a train. Bored, the professor says to the farmer: “I ask you a question, if you can’t answer it,...
A senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver’s ear. She said,...
An elderly patient in a mental hospital was being reviewed for possible release. When asked what he would do if released, he replied, “I am going...
When a woman entered the pharmacy, she approached the pharmacist and stated to him, staring into his eyes, “I want to purchase some cyanide.” Why on...