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An elderly patient in a mental hospital was being reviewed for possible release. When asked what he would do if released, he replied, “I am going...
When a woman entered the pharmacy, she approached the pharmacist and stated to him, staring into his eyes, “I want to purchase some cyanide.” Why on...
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!” Martha replies, “Shall I...
Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, “Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars,...
A teacher is trying to teach good manners to her third-grade students. She turned to her class and said, “Michael if you were on a date...
Two old women were out driving in a large car, both could Barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an...
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up,...
Three women sit in a beauty parlour talking about their husbands. The first woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his office,...
A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, “If...
An 80 year old women was caught shoplifting a can of peaches. During her court appearance the judge asked the lady. “So tell me why did...