Two unemployed guys are talking. One says: “I’m going to become a lion-tamer.” The other replies, “That’s crazy, you don’t know nothing about no lion...
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into...
An old woman, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and...
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom use their stupidity for personal gain. From time to time, though,...
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years. Suddenly a funeral procession came down the road. The...
Three old ladies are sitting around a table playing bridge and bragging about their sons. “My Freddie,” said Margaret, “Everyone should be so lucky to have...
A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls...
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar...
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered...
A letter an 83-year-old lady wrote to her grandson. My dear grandson, Some days ago, I experienced something wonderful, which I want to share with you....