A old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the...
A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked!” “You...
A lady was in a pet store to buy a parrot. Looking around she noted the prices ranged from $150 to $200. Still wanting to be...
Little Johnny and his 13-year-old sister had been fighting a lot. This happens when you combine a headstrong two-year-old with a young adolescent. Johnny’s parents, trying...
Little Johnny, Billy, and Tommy were walking home from school one warm spring day. As they were cutting through the alleys and backyards, They happened to...
So, old Johnny goes into the car showroom and finds the car he wants to buy: Old Johnny asks the salesman not sell the particular model...
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day… She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His...
Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?” “I was...
Once upon a time a daughter complained to her father that her life was miserable and that she didn’t know how she was going to make...
A man comes home from working at a pickle factory and he seems troubled. His wife asks him what’s wrong and the man says, “Oh, nothing....