Brenda McCarthy is home making dinner for her husband Patrick when Tim Finnegan knocks at her door. “May I come in, Brenda darling’?” says Tim sadly,...
A woman was on the witness stand, accused of poisoning her husband. “After you put poison in the coffee, you sat at the breakfast table and...
Three ex-pats are drinking in a NY city bar. “As good as this is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow,...
A scientist has come up with proof of something students have known for years chemistry lectures are boring. In an article published in the current issue...
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are...
The story is told about a king in Africa who had a close friend he grew up with. The friend had a habit of looking at...
A preacher was told by his doctor that he had only a few weeks left to live. He went home feeling very sad, and when his...
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the...
One day a man was walking through the forest when he encountered a goblin. The goblin shouted at the man and said: “Foolish mortal, you trespass...
A famous car designer was about to retire at the age of 64 due to health concerns. For all his life, he had strived for perfection...