Three English men were walking through a desert. They were tired and thirsty but most of all hungry. Soon, they came across a nomad with about...
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, “Sorry, sir,...
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up! “After...
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over...
At my first job I was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I just couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods...
A Catholic goes to confession. “Forgive me father for I have sinned.” He begins. “Go on my son.” says the priest. “I swore the other day,...
Years ago, a man needs to take a flight. As he gets to his plane seat, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the...
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally, his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. After several...
A man named Adam walked along a forest trail, when suddenly he was stopped by an evil looking crone, who calls herself a witch. The witch...
Two wives finally find some time to have a night out, just the two girls. After a night of happy drinking, they decide to wobble home,...