Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking marijuana and appeared in court. The judge said, “You seem like nice young...
A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says…“I played on my college’s golf team. I...
One Halloween long ago, in a small town in the middle of nowhere, a boy went out with his friends… The boy, of course, did...
One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like...
A woman takes her 16 year old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?” The mother...
The gynaecologist who became a mechanic! A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try...
A farmer had 5 female pigs but times were hard and he needed a solution. A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he...
Two friends are walking their dogs, a Dalmatian and a Chihuahua, when they smell something delicious coming from a nearby restaurant. The guy with the Dalmatian...
A man passed a shop, where he saw a sign, “Magic Vulture for Sale”. Curious, the man walked into the shop and asked about the bird....
Some boy scouts are sitting around a camp fire and begin to tell some jokes. The first one lets out a chuckle and says, “13”. The...