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Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is,...
Carl is in the 10th year of a life sentence when he gets a new cellmate, Jim. … after taking some time to size Jim up...
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!”...
A hillbilly’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was...
Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. “Son, don’t you...
Once, a long, long time ago, in a small village just outside of some place you’ve never heard of, there was quite a stir amongst the...
A man was walking down the beach when he found a bottle. He picks up the bottle, and a genie comes out. The genie says...
A guy burned both of his ears… so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. He said, “I was ironing my clothing and...
Come out of the stall with wet hands. Pour water in a constant stream on the floor and say, ‘Darn, I almost made it!’ Wash you...
If they say they’re John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask...