Come out of the stall with wet hands. Pour water in a constant stream on the floor and say, ‘Darn, I almost made it!’ Wash you...
If they say they’re John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask...
A customer in a restuarant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that something is wrong. So he calls the waiter over. “Can you...
Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette, the other walks out to his moped. The guy with the moped admires the Corvette...
Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The...
A police officer asks a thief, “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!”...
3 men are playing golf at a Country Club: Obi Wan Kenobi, Darth Maul and a very old man. Obi Wan tees off and hits his...
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?” The husband said, “No sweetie.” The...