A little boy said to a little girl: I’m your BF! The little girl asked: What is BF? The boy laughed and answered: That means Best...
WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a Long face? HUSBAND: Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleagues today at work....
Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” came the...
A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus. So she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs...
The teacher asked Little Johnny if he had any pets. Little Johnny replied, “Yes I have a pet cat and this morning before I left for...
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. The woman kept complaining about every little detail and making the trip unbearable. But a...
A one day little Johnny asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The dad says “yes, but don’t look down.” So the...
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the...
A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a call...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is...