Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” came the...
A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus. So she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs...
The teacher asked Little Johnny if he had any pets. Little Johnny replied, “Yes I have a pet cat and this morning before I left for...
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. The woman kept complaining about every little detail and making the trip unbearable. But a...
A one day little Johnny asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The dad says “yes, but don’t look down.” So the...
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the...
A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a call...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is...
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous...
Two men were having a slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and...