A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some...
An old man ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. He then unwrapped the burger and carefully cut it in half, placing...
A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife: “Get me...
A couple of young children are at day care one day when one of the little girls approaches Tommy and says, “Hey, Tommy, wanna play house?”...
A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He...
A guy offers to buy a drink for an attractive young woman seated at a bar. She gives him the green light, so he goes to...
A man comes home from a night of drinking with the boys. As he falls through the doorway of his house, his wife snaps at him,...
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you...
A woman came home early from work one day and found her husband in bed with a young and attractive woman. The woman yelled at her...