One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. in Jeff’s house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, “Is this 555-1111?” “No, this is...
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. HIM “I’m sorry dear but I’m up to my neck in work today.” HER “But...
A husband and wife came for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into an angry tirade listing...
A couple was at the mall and his wife decided to buy something for their daughter-in-law at an exclusive lingerie shop. Inside, the husband was feeling...
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, “So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A...
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot....
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road...
An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years.?” “Yes,” he replies....
An old couple were talking. The wife asked her husband, “How many women have you slept with?” “Only you, Darling,” the man replied proudly. “With all...
A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn’t gotten the license...