A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry. “I would like to marry a...
One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went. He said, “We’re learning about make love education.” She smiled,...
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sun room of a retirement home. The old man says to the woman, “For five dollars, I’ll...
A little boy asked his father a question. “Dad, I know that babies come from mommies’ tummies, but how do they get there in the first...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he looks up at her private parts...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem doctor. Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he...
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of melons are there?’ The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son,...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” “No....
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park. Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzie asked, “You wanna play doctor?” Johnny replied, “No,...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands in back. Herb says to Sam, “Gee, we went to a new restaurant last night and...