The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had lovemaking together over fifty years ago? We went behind the...
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife. “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would...
An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many little things around the house. They were afraid that this could be dangerous,...
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What...
After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree, and the pastor greets the family. “Pastor,”...
There’s a couple that has been dating for a while. As much as he wants to, she won’t sleep with him, because she’s saving her virginity...
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her...
An old man is 85-year old and insists on taking his wife’s hand everywhere they go. When a man asked him why his wife kept looking...
A wife was in bed with her lover, When she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk...
A daughter takes her old father in a wheelchair to a retirement home for the first time. The nurse, expecting their arrival, greets them with, “Welcome...