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A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having s*x...
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half,...
Little Johnny comes home from school and his Grandma asks him about his day. Little Johnny says, “Oh, the school was fun. We were learning s*xual...
Grandpa and his 7-year-old grandson are gardening when to boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa, I bet I...
Johnny’s dad told Johnny to take a shower. “I’m scared, can I take a shower with you?” Johnny said. “No, son, that would be weird,” his...
Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying. “No.” Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set....
Mr. and Mrs Potato had three daughters who were as upstanding as they were lovely. One day the first daughter came home and exclaimed, “I...
A newly married couple was walking through a garden, suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them. The husband lifted...
An elderly couple is both lying in bed one morning, having just woken from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds....
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef....