A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion...
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting...
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning,...
Once upon a time there was a woman married to an annoying man named Steve. He would complain about everything. One day he went to their...
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, “where the hell have you been?” “I was out getting a tattoo.” “A tattoo? What...
A 45 year old woman arrives home from her doctor’s exam, just gleaming with happiness. Her husband, being a grump, asked: “What’s got you so happy!?”...
Guy decides to surprise his wife by coming home from his vacation a day early. He’s happy to see that she’s still up, as the lights...
Once upon a time there lived a ravishing Queen with huge melons. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that...
A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you were going...
Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years...