A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, “where the hell have you been?” “I was out getting a tattoo.” “A tattoo? What...
A 45 year old woman arrives home from her doctor’s exam, just gleaming with happiness. Her husband, being a grump, asked: “What’s got you so happy!?”...
A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you were going...
A little girl and her mother are at church when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in...
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs...