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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In...
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. “Hey,” the bartender exclaimed, “No animals are...
A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. “Seamus, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don’t want to close...
A girl is walking through a cemetery at night. She’s a little nervous because it’s dark, but it’s the shortest way to get to her home....
A boy decides to learn the language of all animals. Dad, there is a school where you can learn the language of animals. Please, give me...
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they...
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s...
A young lady is working at an old people’s home when she walks into an old gentleman’s room. He’s holding a set of photographs and looks...
An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many little things around the house. They were afraid that this could be dangerous,...
A city kid went to his grandpa’s farm for the weekend. He tagged along as Pa did what had to be done around the place, taking...
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey,...
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What...
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped...
After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree, and the pastor greets the family. “Pastor,”...
There’s a couple that has been dating for a while. As much as he wants to, she won’t sleep with him, because she’s saving her virginity...
A few women were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said, “My husband just won’t go to church...
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day… She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His...
Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man says, “You think you have...
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her...
A old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church!!!! Everyone was curious and asked...