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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house....
A donkey was tied to a tree. A demon came and released it. The donkey entered the field of a farmer and began to eat everything....
The husband slices his tee shot into the trees. They find the ball resting behind an oak. The man is about to chip out onto the...
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a police officer. I The Cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license....
A Ballerina goes to the doctor, “Doc I am having terrible trouble with the most awful wind. Every time I pirouette I fart,” she cries. “Hmmm,”...
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, “Who is the king of...
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need...
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to...
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that...
The while golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very attractive female golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise...
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with...
One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, “well… when...
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What...
An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and...
A man walked into a where house and told the Madam he wanted a woman who had AIDs, HepB, and herpes. He showed her a wad...
A woman was having an affair. One rainy day she was in bed with her Lover when she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway....
There was once a woman who was married to a man who would make extremely loud and disgusting farts every morning as soon as he woke...
A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school. Grandson: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Grandpa...
A new doctor came into town and set up shop 4 months ago. I’m a doctor too, so I was worried about losing any of my...