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The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had lovemaking together over fifty years ago? We went behind the...
One day an old lady won the lottery and bought a mansion. She would wake up every day in her mansion lonely so one day the...
A hunter went out to hunt for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to...
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife. “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would...
Three old men Bert, Arnie and Harry was sitting on a park bench debating what the meanest animal in the world was. Bert said: “The meanest...
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and...
The 80-year-old man sat down in the orthopaedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he said, “I’ve made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know....
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once...
A little old man told his wife, “I have to go to my doctor’s appointment now. I’ll see you later.” After he left, his wife sat...
Two medical students were walking along the street. When they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly....
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In...
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. “Hey,” the bartender exclaimed, “No animals are...
A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. “Seamus, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don’t want to close...
A girl is walking through a cemetery at night. She’s a little nervous because it’s dark, but it’s the shortest way to get to her home....
A boy decides to learn the language of all animals. Dad, there is a school where you can learn the language of animals. Please, give me...
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they...
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s...
A young lady is working at an old people’s home when she walks into an old gentleman’s room. He’s holding a set of photographs and looks...
An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many little things around the house. They were afraid that this could be dangerous,...
A city kid went to his grandpa’s farm for the weekend. He tagged along as Pa did what had to be done around the place, taking...