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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, “Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00.” Checking...
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That...
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed...
A little boy caught his mom and dad having lovemaking. After, he asked, “What were you and daddy doing?” The mom said, “We were baking a...
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite make love position. One says, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.” “I...
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate,...
There is an overweight guy who is watching TV. A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So the...
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!”...
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, So it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying,...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having lovemaking. He was...
After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, “I had make love with...
A boy says to a girl, “So, make love at my place?” “Yeah!” “Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and...
Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?” Man: “Yes!” Reporter: “Name?” Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.” Reporter: “S**x?” Man: “Three to five times a week.” Reporter: “No no!...
Boris Johnson walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier, he says, “Good morning, miss. Could you please cash this cheque...
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him: “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to...
Two guys were playing a round of golf. As they finished one hole and headed for the Tee on the next, one of them realized he’d...
An old lady went to the store to buy food for her dog. At the checkout, the clerk said, “I’m sorry, ma’am, but the manager has...
Two friends were playing golf. On the tee, Jack hit his shot way left of the fairway into some buttercups. Bob proceeded to hit his shot,...
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the...