Two elderly ladies have been friends for decades. Over the years, they partook in many activities and adventures together. Lately, their activities have been limited to...
A woman went to her doctor’s office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she...
Two old women were standing in front of me at the bus stop when a very scruffy teenager strolled past. One lady turned to the other...
Tom called the police helpline and said, “Hey! I am in urgent need of help.” The attendant asked, “Calm down and tell me what happened.” Tom...
Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies’ group bake sale, but she forgot to do it until the last minute. She baked an...
One day, a man tried to impress his wife by cooking dinner. He followed a recipe, but somehow, the kitchen looked like a disaster zone. The...
A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food place. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as...
As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?”...
Two man went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot...
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. “Thank you honey,” she says, “Is there anything...
Johnny is playing fetch with his dog in the park, When he accidentally throws the stick onto a lake To his amazement, The dog runs onto...
A sailor brings his boat up to a restaurant dock to eat lunch. The dock hand says, “I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t let you dine...
A recently married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with. After the question, the woman doesn’t...
A Husband was a bit embarrassed and told the Doctor he had trouble getting an Erection with his Wife and she was getting frustrated. The Doc...
Three men survive a plane crash in the jungle. Paddy, an Irishman, Jock, a Scotsman, and Edward, an Englishman. The three men band together and set...
The man came to his pastor with a big problem. “When I go to bed, I can’t sleep because I’m afraid of monsters under my bed....
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house....
A donkey was tied to a tree. A demon came and released it. The donkey entered the field of a farmer and began to eat everything....
The husband slices his tee shot into the trees. They find the ball resting behind an oak. The man is about to chip out onto the...