A wife asked a question to her husband

Wife : Am I looking fat?

Husband : Yes

Wife : Shut up. Don’t you ever dare talk to me!!

Wife : Am I looking fat?

Husband : No

Wife : Liar

Wife : Am I looking fat?

Husband : Maybe

Wife : can u ever b decisive

Wife : Am I looking fat?

Husband : I don’t know

Wife : Are you blind?

Wife : Am I looking fat?

Husband : Depends

Wife : Oh you comparing me with some one else..

Wife : Am I looking fat?

Husband : silence

Wife : Are you deaf?

There are some questions for which there is no correct answer.

For everything else there is Google.