The husband slices his tee shot into the trees. They find the ball resting behind an oak. The man is about to chip out onto the...
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need...
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What...
An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and...
There was once a woman who was married to a man who would make extremely loud and disgusting farts every morning as soon as he woke...
A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school. Grandson: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Grandpa...
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom,...
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association....
The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had lovemaking together over fifty years ago? We went behind the...
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife. “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would...