A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for...
Little Johnny spends a rare weekend with his dad: “Son, this is your weekend, have anything you want. Ask and ye shall receive.” After a little...
A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, “I have a parrot that will...
A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and go to his favourite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The...
A woman walked into the kitchen and found her husband walking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” the woman asked. “Hunting mosquitoes” He...
The wife served breakfast to the Husband. Along with that, she gave me a tablet also and said: “Take this Paracetamol after breakfast.” Husband: “Why? I...
An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful Lady. “I...
A couple decide to go for a meal on their anniversary and after some deliberation decide on their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the menu and...
A couple was walking down their street in Christmas Eve, enjoying the lights, when suddenly they feel a little precipitation. The man says, “I think it’s...
A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face....