She was gone several days but finally she returned

Sally a blonde was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage.

She was gone several days but finally she returned.

Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking’ so sad.

Liz “Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days.

Glad you got back okay…but you look so sad. Why??”

Sally, “Cause I just can’t get a man.”

Liz, “Well, you sure won’t find one in the middle of the woods.”

Sally, “Don’t be so silly. I know that.

But I went in the woods cause I needed something there that would get me a man.

But I couldn’t find it.”

Liz, “I don’t understand what you’re talking about.”

Sally, “Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls.

I took some dead mice and a bird cage.”

Liz, “So, how’s that gonna help you get a man.”

Sally, “Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters.”