Excuse me may I interview you

Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?”

Man: “Yes!”

Reporter: “Name?”

Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.”

Reporter: “S**x?”

Man: “Three to five times a week.”

Reporter: “No no! I mean male or female?”

Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel.”

Reporter: “Holy cow!”

Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general.”

Reporter: “But isn’t that hostile?”

Man: “Yes, horse style, dog style, any style.”

Reporter: “Oh dear!”

Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”