It was a practical session in the psychology class. The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the...
After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station,...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realised that...
A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten kids put his boots on. He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and...
A maid asks the lady of the house for a raise. “Why on Earth do you think you deserve that?” the lady asks. Because your husband...
Two men are working on a telephone pole. A little old lady walks by and one of the men yeII to her, “Hey lady, can you...
The husband called the wife on the phone and said, “Today I will bring dinner from the Second Wife”. He came home and knocked. And was...
An extremely modest old man was in the hospital for a series of tests. The last test had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making...
Wife : Am I looking fat? Husband : Yes Wife : Shut up. Don’t you ever dare talk to me!! Wife : Am I looking fat?...
An elderly couple was having breakfast one fine morning. When the wife ask her husband, “Are you going to marry right after I die?” What a...
After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in good health do you have any medical concerns you would like...
A city boy driving through the country passes a chicken farm and he is doing 55 mph. A chicken runs by and passes him inside of...
An woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and...
An old man marries a young woman and they are deeply in love. However, no matter what the husband does loving, the woman never achieves orgasm...
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself....
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for tablet. The pharmacist said “That’s no problem. How many do you want?”...
A wife asked her husband to describe her. He said, ‘You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K’. She said, ‘What does...
An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. “I see spots before my eyes,” he said. “It’s due to old age,” said the doctor....
A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. “It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas,” the friend observed. “But didn’t...
An elderly guy sticks his head in the barbershop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and...