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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and […]
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and […]
Three Blonds are walking down the street when they see some tracks. The first one […]
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One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture […]
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several months. One […]
Two men were hunting deer when a large bear rears up and begins to charge […]
A young girl was a call girl and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret […]
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their […]
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns […]
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH […]
Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one […]
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over […]
Two blondes, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street. Carol noticed a compact on […]
An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical. After a while, […]
An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse […]
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, […]
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The […]