An elderly man had owned his large farm in Louisiana for many years. Right at the back of the farm, there was a large pond that...
My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me: “Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?” “Erm, I don’t...
The whole family are having breakfast together when he young Grandson looks over at his 18 year old newlywed wife and asks her, “Will you pass...
A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of Budweiser and placed it in the cart. “What do you think...
A very elderly couple is having their 75th wedding anniversary. The man said to his wife “Dear there is something that i must ask you. It...
An elderly couple named Bill and Helen went to the county fair each year. One year, a man at the fair was giving helicopter rides for...
A guy sits down in a movie theater and notices that the man in front of him has brought his dog with him. A guy sits...
An old man goes golfing every weekend. His wife always complains about his going and leaving her alone. So one weekend he says “Why don’t you...
A man sat on his front porch, staring dejectedly at the ground. His neighbor, noticing his gloomy demeanor, walked over to check on him. “Hey, what’s...
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted...
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “Today is a special day. I bet you don’t know what day this is.” “Of course...
Two elderly ladies have been friends for decades. Over the years, they partook in many activities and adventures together. Lately, their activities have been limited to...
A woman went to her doctor’s office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she...
Two old women were standing in front of me at the bus stop when a very scruffy teenager strolled past. One lady turned to the other...
Tom called the police helpline and said, “Hey! I am in urgent need of help.” The attendant asked, “Calm down and tell me what happened.” Tom...
Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies’ group bake sale, but she forgot to do it until the last minute. She baked an...
One day, a man tried to impress his wife by cooking dinner. He followed a recipe, but somehow, the kitchen looked like a disaster zone. The...
A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food place. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as...
As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?”...
Two man went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot...