A man went to his doctor and told him that he had not been feeling […]
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff […]
A schoolgirl approaches her mother and announces, “Mommy, I know where babies come from!” “And […]
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife […]
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn […]
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The […]
At the doctor’s office, Tom was getting a check up. “I have good news and […]
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, […]
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and […]
A man offers a girl in his office $1,000 to sleep with him. “I’ll put […]
A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, “Don’t take a […]
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I bet you fifty […]
A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he […]
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath […]
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball […]
A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient. “I’m diabetic […]
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out […]
A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked that was the problem, she […]
A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic. The […]
A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what […]