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A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. “Thank you honey,” she says, “Is there anything...
Johnny is playing fetch with his dog in the park, When he accidentally throws the stick onto a lake To his amazement, The dog runs onto...
A sailor brings his boat up to a restaurant dock to eat lunch. The dock hand says, “I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t let you dine...
A recently married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with. After the question, the woman doesn’t...
A Husband was a bit embarrassed and told the Doctor he had trouble getting an Erection with his Wife and she was getting frustrated. The Doc...
Three men survive a plane crash in the jungle. Paddy, an Irishman, Jock, a Scotsman, and Edward, an Englishman. The three men band together and set...
The man came to his pastor with a big problem. “When I go to bed, I can’t sleep because I’m afraid of monsters under my bed....
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house....
A donkey was tied to a tree. A demon came and released it. The donkey entered the field of a farmer and began to eat everything....
The husband slices his tee shot into the trees. They find the ball resting behind an oak. The man is about to chip out onto the...
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a police officer. I The Cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license....
A Ballerina goes to the doctor, “Doc I am having terrible trouble with the most awful wind. Every time I pirouette I fart,” she cries. “Hmmm,”...
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, “Who is the king of...
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need...
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to...
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that...
The while golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very attractive female golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise...
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with...
One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, “well… when...