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A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife doesn’t want to have lovemaking with him for the last 7 months. The doc...
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the rubber pack display, and the boy asks, “What are...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day and found him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a rubber pack onto his weapon....
A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter. The first...
A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring...
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two call girls and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is...
An old man is in the surgery, and he asks the doctor if there was any way he could find out if his wife was hard...
A doctor goes to his office one Monday and is shocked to find that it has been ransacked and the files have all been mixed up....
A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says “I’ll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have...
A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heather hill in the Highlands. They had been silent for a while; then the lass said,...
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you’d like...
One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven. “Sorry, old man,” Peter said, “But I can’t let you in. You see...
A lady approaches her priest and says, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one...
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of...
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him...
A young teen aged girl was a call girl and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a...
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, “Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale.” A preacher walked up and...