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A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need that. My...
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” “Why do you always have to give me...
A little girl said, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied. As she sat on her grandfather’s lap she...
One evening a teenage daughter and her mother were out shopping when they stopped to make a purchase. The young girl greeted the cashier with only...
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just...
One day, an 80-year-old man comes home and finds his 80-year-old wife doing a handstand, undressed, against a wall. Shocked, he asks, “What are you doing?”...
A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a corset and set out to town in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale...
“That wife of mine is a liar,” said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar. “How do you know?”...
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak…. He walked over to a tree and...
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish...
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, slams a book down and screams at the librarian, “This is the worst book...
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. “My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full...
A woman wants to divorce her husband, so she is talking to her lawyer. Lawyer: “Well first we need a reason, is he not giving you...
Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The...
The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you...
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as...
A man is having dinner with his new girlfriend’s family. They spend the early part of the evening talking, getting to know each other, and just...
A boy and his dad are walking through the park During the walk the boy sees two men dressed as cowboys saunter by. ‘Dad, look at...
A 90 year old woman just got married for the 4th time…. It was big news in a small town and a local reporter wanted to...
A hunter had been out hunting bear all day, when he came across a fast flowing river. The water was nice and cool, so he set...