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A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife undressed and panting on the bed. “Honey,” she said, thinking quickly, “I think...
A circuit-riding preacher trained his horse to go when he said, “Praise the Lord,” and to stop when he said, “Amen.” The preacher mounted the horse,...
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an...
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he...
A young man approached the foreman of a logging crew and asked for a job. “Let’s see you fell this tree first” said the foreman. The...
A pastor, who shall we say was “humor impaired,” attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were...
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it...
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in...
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.” The mother said to the little...
Week after week, the man came to his pastor with a big problem. “When I go to bed, I can’t sleep because I’m afraid of monsters...
Jerry is the manager of a restaurant. He is always in a good mood. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would always...
I was sitting on a beach one summer day, watching two children, a boy and a girl, playing in the sand. They were hard at work...
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,...
A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge your melons without surgery. So she decided to...
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The...
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read....
There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and...
Attending a wedding for the first time, A little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color...
One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest and spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from over a lofty branch. “Just the thing to quench...
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said...