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An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the old woman...
One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver. He starts saying things like: If my mom was a hen...
The doctor said, “Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches… The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very...
Three men died and went to hell. When they get there the devil asks the first guy why he was there and he replied “I have...
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was very attracted to him. During her questions about his life, she asked him how he had...
A family is sitting around the supper table discussing anatomy. Suddenly the son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of melons are there?” The father,...
Little Sally asked her dad if she could take her dog Fluffy far a walk around the block, he told her no because Fluffy was in...
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, as the man is taste it down the drink he looks over and notices a dog...
An elderly woman went to the doctor complaining of recent intestinal problems. “Doctor I have terrible gas lately, but it doesn’t smell or make noise.” The...
A couple in the backyard. The wife bends over to pick something up. Her husband looking at her behind says: “wow, your bum is bigger than...
A guy walks into a bar and, and notices that behind the bartender there is a big gigantic jar full of 20-dollar bills. So the guy...
A blonde decides to make an experiment. She gets a spider, and pulls of two legs and tells it to walk. It walks a few steps,...
Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups....
Daddy, how was I born? The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first...
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the...
A 5-years-old was visiting his grandmother. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting. He looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you...
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date...
“I don’t know what’s wrong with me, doctor,” said the curvy call girl. “I feel tired, dragged out. Pooped. No pep. No get up and go....
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some...
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there...