A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks,...
A young farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbor there. Girl: “My father isn’t home, but I know what you want and I...
A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking blonde woman...
A 45 year old woman arrives home from her doctor’s exam, just gleaming with happiness. Her husband, being a grump, asked: “What’s got you so happy!?”...
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying a bill, So he asked his BLONDE secretary for some mathematical help. “If I were to...
Two hikers were walking through central Pennsylvania when they came upon a 6 foot wide h*le in the ground. They figured it must be the opening...
A blonde walks into an empty bar on New Year’s Eve and asks the bartender if she can use his phone to wish her family back...
Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building a quiet, nice looking gentleman who...
A kindergarten teacher was observing the children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to Little Johnny...
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.” “Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I...
Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either...
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by...
Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their sensual activities. The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she was able...
A blonde went to her doctor and said, “You prescribed birth control pills for me.” “And how is it going?” he asked. “Okay, I think, but...
“Doctor, Don’t Laugh!” A man goes to the doctors and says, “Doctor, I’ve got this problem you see, only you’ve got to promise not to laugh”....
There was this blonde city girl who was out driving and found herself in a rural area. She noted a farm animal standing next to a...
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that...
When I first met my wife we went on our first date and I was pretty nervous. I wanted to take her somewhere different to break...
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field...
My uncle Jim is getting older, and he’s having trouble with his memory. So he went to his doctor, and he started taking these pills to...