Little Sally came home from school

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother,

“Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!”

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say,

“It reminded me of a peanut.”

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s mom asked,

“Really small, was it?”

Sally replied, “No, salty.” Mom fainted.