A man sees a gorgeous woman

A man sees a gorgeous and hot woman standing alone at a bar.

After tossing back a couple of shots he gets the nerve to approach her and says: “Hi, I was going to tell you a joke about my weapon, but it’s too long.”

The woman looks at him for a moment and replies: “What a coincidence. I was going to tell you a joke about my bum, but you’ll never get it.”