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A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, “Who is the king of...
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need...
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to...
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that...
The while golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very attractive female golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise...
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with...
One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, “well… when...
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What...
An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and...
A man walked into a where house and told the Madam he wanted a woman who had AIDs, HepB, and herpes. He showed her a wad...
A woman was having an affair. One rainy day she was in bed with her Lover when she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway....
There was once a woman who was married to a man who would make extremely loud and disgusting farts every morning as soon as he woke...
A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school. Grandson: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Grandpa...
A new doctor came into town and set up shop 4 months ago. I’m a doctor too, so I was worried about losing any of my...
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth...
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom,...
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good...
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association....
The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had lovemaking together over fifty years ago? We went behind the...
One day an old lady won the lottery and bought a mansion. She would wake up every day in her mansion lonely so one day the...