The teacher was teaching the kids

The teacher was teaching the kids about starvation.

Being a good teacher, she decided to call on selected students to draw a picture of starvation on the board.

Sue went first, she drew a round circle with three little lines in the middle of the circle.

The teacher said, “That’s very good Sue. What is it?”

Sue said, “That’s a plate with only three carrot sticks to eat, I think that… represents starvation.”

Next went Dan, he drew a round circle with 3 dots in the middle.

The teacher said, “That’s good Dan. What is it?”

Dan said, “That’s a plate with only 3 peas to eat. I think that represents starvation.”

Johnny went next. He drew a picture of a round circle with little squiggly lines all over in the circle.

The teacher said, “That’s good Johnny. What is it?”

Johnny said, “That’s an bastard with cobwebs……..

If that isn’t starvation, I don’t know what is.”