Clean Jokes
The Boss would not allow him to leave
A Guy urgently needed a few days off work, But, he knew the Boss would not allow him to leave.
He thought that maybe if he acted “Crazy” Then he would tell him to take a few days off.
So, he hung upside-down on the ceiling & Made funny noises.
His co-worker who’s blonde! asked him what he was doing.
He told her that he was pretending to be a light bulb, So, that the Boss might think he was “Crazy” & give him a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, “What are you doing?”
He told him he was a light bulb.
He said, “You are clearly stressed out.”
Go home & recuperate for a couple of days.”
He jumped down & walked out of the office…
When his co-worker (the blonde) followed him,
The Boss asked her “…And where do you think you’re going?!”
She said, “I’m going home too, I can’t work in the dark!!”